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What if there was an FA Cup for College Football? - ROUND 2 - 4 New Teams Enter, 256 Teams Battle and 128 survive!

Welcome back! If you don’t know what is happening here, it is something ridiculous, and I really hope you enjoy it. If you missed Round 1 of the Sickos Committee College Football FA Cup, I have linked it for you here below.

In the first version of this, I asked you to suspend all disbelief immediately. I needed you to dismiss any notions that this would never happen and just go with me on this journey. This is a fantasy college football world, and I wanted you along for the ride. So make sure you check your notions of realness at the door.

Here was how we broke it down for the 764 teams in the College Football FA Cup. Each round draw will be a random draw until we set a hard bracket with the final 16 teams. So remember when you saw teams advance, and it appeared they would meet up in the next round?? Yeah, that will not happen. Everyone is thrown back into a pot until the Round of 16.

Here is the order of the Rounds below:

  • Round 1 - 504 Teams Enter = 252 Teams Advance.

  • Round 2 - 252 Winners From Round 1 + 4 New Entrants = 128 Teams Advance (WE ARE HERE, OH SO MUCH LEFT TO GO)

  • Round 3 - 128 Winners From Round 2 + 128 New Entrants = 128 Teams Advance

  • Round 4 - 128 Winners from Round 3 + 128 New Entrants = 128 Teams Advance

  • Round 5 - 128 Winners from Round 4 = 64 Teams Advance

  • Round 6 - 64 Winners from Round 5 = 32 Teams Advance

  • Round 7 - 32 Winners from Round 6 = 16 Teams Advance

  • 16 Team Bracket is Set for the Final Path to the College Football FA Cup

  • Round 8 - 16 Winners from Round 7 = 8 Teams Advance to the Quarterfinals

  • Round 9 - 8 Winners from Round 8 = 4 Teams Advance to the Semifinals

  • Round 10 - 4 Winners from Round 9 = 2 Teams Advance to the Championship

  • Round 11 - College Football FA Cup Final played at the Independence Bowl

Now, for Round 1, we did a completely random draw for the winners with our random score generator. We wanted some element of whimsy mixed with some chaos for Round 1. We really don’t know what teams would take this seriously.

  • Would they let the backups start?

  • Try to rest all their star players for this tourney?

  • Would they go with a heavily rotated squad, as they sometimes do in England?

In our minds, this College Football FA Cup is going on alongside the regular season. Does a 54-point favorite in SP+ let all their backups play all game, and are they better than a DIII or NAIA team? That is why we chose to do the random score generator. For Round 2, we’re going to slightly tweak things using the SP+ and make the favorites ever so slightly favored in the random score generator, and then dial it up a little bit for each following round. (Hopefully you won’t even notice it.) Meaning, we think the longer the tourney goes on, more and more teams will actually be taking it seriously. Well, let’s get to it!

ROUND 2 - 4 new entrants, 256 teams battle and 128 teams survive!

Help, I gotta make the brackets again

Bracket 1 of 16, nothing too crazy here, the teams in the 700s got demolished by teams in the 300s

Bracket 2 of 16, crazy we had a Concord vs Concordia match-up here.

Beveled the logo for Concordia for winning the Concord Clash

Bracket 3 of 16, I cannot tell you how bummed I am the Delta State Fighting Okra lost. I am distraught.

Here is a picture of the Fighting Okra holing a baby alligator. Ok, that makes me feel a little bit better.

Bracket 4 out of 16, TWO 700+ SEEDS MOVE ON, HUGE UPSETS

THE EUREKA RED DEVILS!! BEVELED!

Bracket 5 of 16, We lost the Camels too… Roll Humps, but Sul Ross State moves on!

It’s in Alpine Texas in the middle of nowhere West Texas! Go Lobos!

Bracket 6 out of 16, NOOOOOO THE HARDROCKERS GO DOWN TO PLYMOUTH STATE

South Dakota School of Mines Stadium, yes you can tailgate and watch the game at the same time

Bracket 7 out of 16, LIKE I SAID, DON’T LET SEWANEE GET HOT!!

I feel like we owe that 1899 Sewanee Team a bevel

Bracket 8 out of 16, Halfway Point doesn’t feel that bad this time. Also, LINCOLN (CA) THE TEAM WITHOUT A HOME FIELD

Bracket 9 out of 16, MILIKIN!! The Alma Mater of Army Coach Jeff Monken!

Bracket 10 out of 16, St. Olaf advances again! The Alma mater of the Sickos Cartoonist Ward Sutton! They play for the most Sickos trophy in a rivalry game as seen below.

Bracket 11 out of 16, TWO 745 AND HIGHER TEAMS MOVE ON. Totally had a run on names Calvin, Hiram and Luther.

The Luther Norse Stadium

Bracket 12 out of 16, NOOOOOO NOT THE PITT STATE GORILLAS, BUT THE GENTS OF CENTENARY MOVE ON. This Bracket is rollercoaster of emotions.

Southern Virginia’s Football Stadium - Knight Stadium

Bracket 13 out of 16, sheesh a 74-2 score here.

Bracket 14 out of 16, We had a presidential showdown and the 14th President Franklin Pierce comes out on top.

Had to bevel it for winning the Presidential battle over Roosevelt

Bracket 15 out of 16, OBERLIN AGAIN!!!

Sweet helmets for the Oberlin Yeoman

Bracket 16 out of 16, WE ARE DONE

Oklahoma Panhandle State beveled

Now remember, the seeding does not matter for Round 3! All the winners will get thrown into a pot and there is a random draw again!

Round 3 - 128 Winners From Round 2 + 128 New Entrants = 128 Teams Advance

128 teams are entering Round 3 - Welcome the new entrants below, as this is the majority of FCS with some FBS in here.

  • 129 Charlotte

  • 130 San Diego State

  • 131 Central Michigan

  • 132 Richmond

  • 133 Stephen F. Austin

  • 134 Montana

  • 135 Purdue

  • 136 NC Central

  • 137 Northern Arizona

  • 138 UL-Monroe (ULM MENTIONED!!!)

  • 139 Idaho

  • 140 Missouri State

  • 141 Ferris State

  • 142 Yale

  • 143 Tarleton State

  • 144 SE Missouri State

  • 145 Georgia State

  • 146 Akron

  • 147 Chattanooga

  • 148 Illinois State

  • 149 New Mexico State

  • 150 Dartmouth

  • 151 Villanova

  • 152 Ball State

  • 153 Temple

  • 154 Rhode Island

  • 155 Tulsa

  • 156 SC State

  • 157 Duquesne

  • 158 William & Mary

  • 159 ETSU

  • 160 Valdosta State

  • 161 Holy Cross

  • 162 Massachusetts

  • 163 Western Carolina

  • 164 Tennessee State

  • 165 Stony Brook

  • 166 Butler

  • 167 New Hampshire

  • 168 UTEP

  • 169 Harding

  • 170 Columbia

  • 171 Central Arkansas

  • 172 Lehigh

  • 173 Abilene Christian

  • 174 Southern Utah

  • 175 Weber State

  • 176 Monmouth

  • 177 North Dakota

  • 178 Middle Tennessee

  • 179 San Diego

  • 180 Towson

  • 181 Tennessee Tech

  • 182 Eastern Washington

  • 183 Kennesaw State

  • 184 Eastern Kentucky

  • 185 Southern Miss

  • 186 Hampton

  • 187 Elon

  • 188 Penn

  • 189 Southeastern Louisiana

  • 190 McNeese State

  • 191 Kutztown

  • 192 Alabama State

  • 193 Samford

  • 194 Central Connecticut State

  • 195 Lamar

  • 196 Lafayette

  • 197 Merrimack

  • 198 Grand Valley State

  • 199 Ouachita Baptist

  • 200 Youngstown State

  • 201 Sacramento State

  • 202 Davidson

  • 203 Charleston (WV)

  • 204 Morgan State

  • 205 Gardner-Webb

  • 206 Robert Morris

  • 207 Cornell

  • 208 Idaho State

  • 209 Southern Arkansas

  • 210 Drake

  • 211 Alabama A&M

  • 212 West Florida

  • 213 Wingate

  • 214 Indianapolis

  • 215 Austin Peay

  • 216 Florida A&M

  • 217 Nicholls (La.)

  • 218 Saginaw Valley

  • 219 Princeton

  • 220 Southern Illinois

  • 221 Lindenwood

  • 222 Maine

  • 223 Colorado State-Pueblo

  • 224 Grambling

  • 225 West Alabama

  • 226 Bucknell

  • 227 Kent State

  • 228 West Georgia

  • 229 East Stroudsburg

  • 230 The Citadel

  • 231 Saint Francis-PA

  • 232 Dayton

  • 233 Virginia Union

  • 234 Angelo State

  • 235 Sacred Heart

  • 236 Presbyterian

  • 237 Western Colorado

  • 238 Virginia State

  • 239 Central Washington

  • 240 Western Illinois

  • 241 Southern U.

  • 242 Slippery Rock

  • 243 St. Thomas

  • 244 Portland State

  • 245 Wofford

  • 246 Minnesota-Duluth

  • 247 Northern Iowa

  • 248 Alcorn State

  • 249 Henderson State

  • 250 Fort Hays State

  • 251 Brown

  • 252 Furman

  • 253 Emory & Henry

  • 254 Albany-NY

  • 255 Colorado Mines

  • 256 Long Island

SEE YOU NEXT TIME FOR ROUND 3 OF

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