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The Sickos Committee’s Weather Travel and Football Master Almanac Notebook. (SCWTFMAN) - The FCS Independents... it's just Kennesaw State.
Welcome to the Sickos Committee’s Weather, Travel & Football Master Almanac Notebook aka the SCWTFMAN.
Here in our SCWTFMAN we will attempt to forecast the upcoming 2023 college football season by using our Sickos Committee alert system. We’re going to do this in the Farmer’s Almanac style. If you don’t know what a Farmers' Almanac is, basically it provides long-range weather predictions for both the U.S. and Canada. We will be applying our forecast to all of Division I in the United States. We’re trying to predict what the upcoming season holds for all Division I teams in college football using our Sickos Committee Weather Alert System.
First we will preview the 128 FCS teams in a conference by conference breakdown over the next coming weeks. Then we will get to the 133 FBS teams for a total of 261 team previews in all.
Will these previews be long winded and incredibly in depth? No. Will these previews be mostly based on “vibes” as assessed by the Sickos Committee weather forecasters? Yes.
Basically, we’re going to try to assess the team as a Sickos Warning, Watch or Advisory, give you their record last year, provide a little blurb about the team and for the FCS version to advise you of any of their games against the FBS and interesting schedule tidbits. We will do a couple of parts here for the substack as we can’t fit all the teams in one post.
The FCS Independents or just one the Independent
Kennesaw State
Yup just them, yeah we did an entire blog post about Kennesaw State.
Last Year - 5-6 Overall and 1-7 in the ASUN.
Has run a true triple option scheme, but have announced they will be pivoting to a less option-heavy offense for the pivot to FBS. Playoff ineligible because of the transition to FBS next year in 2024. Went 11-2 in 2021 with a playoff berth in the Big South, then stumbled in their only ASUN season.
On October 28th, They will host Sickos Favorite, the Lincoln (CA) Oaklanders, a school that has only started to play sports of any kind since 2020 and has never played a home game. Hardest stretch of the schedule starts with *Dan Mullen voice* UT CHATTANOOGA on the road on Sept 9th, next week on the 16th, they host FCS Playoff team Furman Paladins, then they go back on the road to frisky Tennessee Tech. Despite moving up to the FBS and only playing 9 games, they’re only playing one FBS school, on the road to new CUSA member Sam Houston.
Rating - Sickos Warning - Only playing 9 games, but they pack so much Sickos energy into it. They are the rare team where they will exude Sicko no matter if they are good or bad. Good? Claim a national title. Bad? FCS beating up on you for one last time before you leave for CUSA.
NOW TIME FOR KENNESAW STATE BEVELING
WE BEVELED THE PLANK!!!
This has been an excerpt from the Sickos Committee’s Weather, Travel & Football Master Almanac Notebook.
