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The Sickos Committee Season Previews featuring Longsnappers, Punters & #69s - The Southland Conference
We’re going to preview the Division I Conferences based on the lesser-known players of all the Division I teams. Let’s have some fun and give some attention to the players you likely don’t know or talk about too much, unless something goes wrong or you say, "Hey, look at that number."
Basically, we’re going to give you each team’s (we hope their starting) Long Snapper, Punter and #69. Then we’ll give you their longest road trip of the season, last conference title, playoff appearance, and a simple Yes or No if they have a new Head Coach. I’m sure I’ll question my choice for doing season previews this way this year, but I’m limited on time due to a myriad of factors. I’ll keep dreaming of being able to do this full time. Maybe one day. If you know of any sponsors, please let us know.

The Sickos Committee Season Previews featuring Longsnappers, Punters & #69s

The Southland Conference Logo beveled
East Texas A&M
(formerly known as Texas A&M - Commerce)
Where: Commerce, TX
Last Year's Record: 3–9 (2–4 Southland)
Longsnapper: #44 Josiah Kennard - Redshirt Junior
Punter: Ben Mehan - Freshman - No number listed as of now
#69: None - Had one last year but not rostered this year
Longest Road Trip: 806 miles to Tallahassee to face Florida State
Last Conference Title: 2016 - Lonestar Conference in DII, 2017 National Championship in DII
Last Playoff Appearance: 2019 in DII
New Head Coach (Yes/No): No

Ernest Hawkins Field
Houston Christian
Where: Houston
Last Year's Record: 5–7 (3–4 Southland)
Longsnapper: #39 Kyle Wittenrich - Redshirt Senior

Kyle in action longsnapping
Punter: #35 - Brady Young & #36 Peyton Kendall - both Redshirt Seniors, do we have a camp punter battle?
#69: NONE - We blame the CVS on the other side of their stadium
Longest Road Trip: 876 Miles to Lincoln to take on Nebraska
Last Conference Title: None - they’ve only had a program since 2013
Last Playoff Appearance: None - they’ve only had a program since 2013
New Head Coach (Yes/No): No
Incarnate Word
Where: San Antonio, TX
Last Year's Record: 11–3 (7–0 Southland)
Longsnapper: #22 - Bryce Felt - Senior
Punter: #27 - Ryan Shamburger - Graduate Senior
#69: David Brown - OL - Sophomore
Longest Road Trip: 1,039 miles to Flagstaff to take on NAU at the Walkup Skydome - Commish aka myself made this exact road trip last year. San Antonio to Flagstaff. Crazy how this works.
Last Conference Title: 2024
Last Playoff Appearance: 2024
New Head Coach (Yes/No): No

I am still mad Jalen Walthall got flagged for this celebration. Also, Jalen is a phenomenal WR and has been named to the Southland Preseason team
Lamar
Where: Beaumont, Texas
Last Year's Record: 7–5 (4–3 Southland)
Longsnapper: None listed???
Punter: #94 - Ben Woodard - Senior
#69: None
Longest Road Trip: 325 miles to Denton to play North Texas
Last Conference Title: 1971 - They were 5-6 but 4-1 in Conference
Last Playoff Appearance: 2018
New Head Coach (Yes/No): N
I am going to link how Lamar ended their season last year. They scored a TD to lead against their rival McNeese at the end of the game. However, offensive pass interference backed them up to the 20 for an untimed down and they still pulled out the win.
McNeese
Where: Lake Charles, LA
Last Year's Record: 6–6 (3–4 Southland)
Longsnapper: #28 Pierson Parent - Sophomore
Punter: They have 4 kicker/punters on the roster - but I am going to pick the Australian Freshman #38 George Dixon
I need him to develop a Cajun Aussie accent so bad
#69: None
Longest Road Trip: 1,626 miles to Logan, Utah to take on Utah State
Last Conference Title: 2015
Last Playoff Appearance: 2015
New Head Coach (Yes/No): Yes and No - Matt Viator returns in his second stint as HC after being ULM’s Head Coach (ULM Mentioned) and on the Cajuns staff for the past three years.
Nicholls
Where: Thibodaux, Louisiana
Last Year's Record: 4–8 (2–5 Southland)
Longsnapper: #61 William Stewart - Senior
Punter: #16 Pharrel Harewood from the United Kingdom - Freshman
#69: Joseph Bradord - Senior
Longest Road Trip: 798 miles to face Eastern Kentucky
Last Conference Title: 2023
Last Playoff Appearance: 2023
New Head Coach (Yes/No): Yes - All new coaching staff on LA 1 this year.

John L. Guidry Stadium
Northwestern State
Where: Natchitoches, Louisiana
Last Year's Record: 0–12 (0–7 Southland)
Longsnapper: #57 Colby Carranza - Junior

Colby looks like he’s questioning me for looking him up on the roster. To be fair, I am questioning myself too.
Punter: #81 - Zach Stone - Jr - Love a punter with a WR number.
#69: Nicholas Soileau - OL - Redshirt Jr.
Longest Road Trip: 1,064 miles to Minneapolis to play the Golden Gophers
Last Conference Title: 2004
Last Playoff Appearance: 2004
New Head Coach (Yes/No): No
Southeastern Louisiana
Where: Hammond, LA
Last Year's Record: 7–5 (6–1 Southland)
Longsnapper: #31 Will Davidson
Punter: #46 Jack Hunter
#69: None - They don’t even have any 67 - 71 either!
Longest Road Trip: 502 miles to Murray, KY to play Murray State
Last Conference Title: 2022
Last Playoff Appearance: 2022
New Head Coach (Yes/No): No

Strawberry Stadium in Hammond
Stephen F. Austin
Where: Nacogdoches, Texas
Last Year's Record: 7–5 (4–3 SLC)
Longsnapper: Tug Sanford - No Photo or Number on the roster page but I found his instagram!

#47 TUG SANFORD - LONGSNAPPER WITH AN AXE - HELL YEAH
Punter: None Listed
#69: None Listed
Longest Road Trip: 342 miles to Abilene to face Abilene Christian
Last Conference Title: 2022 - the WAC Champ but didn’t get the WAC-ASUN auto bid.
Last Playoff Appearance: 2021
New Head Coach (Yes/No): No
UT Rio Grande Valley
Where: Edinburg, Texas
Last Year's Record: BRAND NEW TEAM
Longsnapper: #52 Connor Cortez
Punter: They have three listed and I think one of them is the Coach’s son (Ty Bush)

UTRGV Punters
#69: D’Andre Harwell - Redshirt Freshman
Longest Road Trip: 650 miles to Hammond to face Southeastern Louisiana
Last Conference Title: BRAND NEW TEAM
Last Playoff Appearance: BRAND NEW TEAM
New Head Coach (Yes/No): BRAND NEW COACH

UTRGV Stadium - Rio Grande Valley FC Toros a USL team ceased operations in 2023 and UTRGV purchased the stadium for their football team.
Here’s the Southland Preseason Poll

Preseason Poll
Thank you for reading. Hope to get through many more conferences! Truly getting hyped for the season now!