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The Sickos Committee Season Previews featuring Longsnappers, Punters & #69s - The Southeastern Conference aka The SEC
We’re going to preview the Division I Conferences based on the lesser-known players of all the Division I teams. Let’s have some fun and give some attention to the players you likely don’t know or talk about too much, unless something goes wrong or you say, "Hey, look at that number."
Basically, we’re going to give you each team’s (we hope their starting) Long Snapper, Punter and #69. Then we’ll give you their longest road trip of the season, last conference title, playoff appearance, and a simple Yes or No if they have a new Head Coach. I’m sure I’ll question my choice for doing season previews this way this year, but I’m limited on time due to a myriad of factors. I’ll keep dreaming of being able to do this full time. Maybe one day. If you know of any sponsors, please let us know.

The Sickos Committee Season Previews featuring Longsnappers, Punters & #69s
Alabama Crimson Tide
Where: Tuscaloosa, AL
Last Year's Record: 9-4
Longsnapper: David Bird (Jr.)
Punter: Blake Doud (R-Sr.) - Transfer from Colorado School of Mines and Longest Punt of the Week Winner for Week 2 in 2024.

#69: Joseph Ionata (R-Fr.)
Longest Road Trip (Miles): 605 miles to Columbia, MO
Last Conference Title: 2023
Last Bowl Game Appearance: 2024, lost the ReliaQuest Bowl 19-13 to Michigan
New Head Coach (Yes/No): No
Arkansas Razorbacks
Where: Fayetteville, AR
Last Year's Record: 7-6
Longsnapper: Ashton Ngo (R-Sr.)
Ashton Ngo warming up
Punter: Devin Bale (R-Sr.)
#69: N/A
Longest Road Trip (Miles): 708 miles to Knoxville, TN
Last Conference Title: 1989 Southwest Conference champs
Last Bowl Game Appearance: 2024, won the Liberty Bowl 39-26 against Texas Tech
New Head Coach (Yes/No): No
Auburn Tigers
Where: Auburn, AL
Last Year's Record: 5-7
Longsnapper: Reed Hughes (Sr.)
Punter: Hudson Kaak (Jr.), transfer from Oklahoma State and yes, his last name is pronounced the way you think it is…
Hudson Kaak
#69: N/A
Longest Road Trip (Miles): 850 miles to Norman, OK
Last Conference Title: 2013
Last Bowl Game Appearance: 2023, lost the Music City Bowl 31-13 to Maryland
New Head Coach (Yes/No): No
Florida Gators
Where: Gainesville, FL
Last Year's Record: 8-5
Longsnapper: Rocco Underwood (R-Sr.) (2024 Mannelly Award Winner)

Rocco Underwood (R-Sr.) (2024 Mannelly Award Winner)
Punter: Tommy Doman (R-Sr.) (Transfer from Michigan)
#69: N/A
Longest Road Trip (Miles): 948 miles to College Station, TX
Last Conference Title: 2008
Last Bowl Game Appearance: 2024 Gasparilla Bowl win over Tulane, 33-8
New Head Coach (Yes/No): No
Georgia Bulldogs
Where: Athens, GA
Last Year's Record: 11-3
Longsnapper: Beau Gardner (R-Sr.) (2024 Mannelly Award Finalist)
Punter: Brett Thorson (Sr.) (ProKick Australia Product)

Don’t you just love a punter wearing 92?
#69: N/A
Longest Road Trip (Miles): 359 Miles to Starkville, MS
Last Conference Title: 2024
Last Bowl Game Appearance: 2024 Sugar Bowl (CFB Quarterfinal) loss vs. Notre Dame, 23-10
New Head Coach (Yes/No): No
Kentucky Wildcats
Where: Lexington, KY
Last Year's Record: 4-8
Longsnapper: Alex McLaughlin (RS-Sr.), transfer from NC State/Illinois
Punter: Wilson Berry (RS-Sr.)
#69: OL Darrin Strey (Fr.)

Darrin Strey
Longest Road Trip (Miles): 486 Miles to Auburn, AL
Last Conference Title: 1976
Last Bowl Game Appearance: 2023 Gator Bowl loss to Clemson, 35-38
New Head Coach (Yes/No): No
LSU Tigers
Where: Baton Rouge, LA
Last Year's Record: 9-4
Longsnapper: Jonathan Ferguson (Grad) & Silas Hall (Fr.)
Punter: Grant Chadwick (So.), transfer from MTSU and in a collectors box?

Grant Chadwick (So.),
#69: NA
Longest Road Trip (Miles): 650 Miles to Clemson, SC
Last Conference Title: 2019
Last Bowl Game Appearance: 2024 Texas Bowl win over Baylor, 44-31
New Head Coach (Yes/No): No
Mississippi State
Where: Starkville, MS
Last Year's Record: 2-10
Longsnapper: Ethan Myers (RS-Sr.), transfer from Chattanooga/Austin Peay
Punter: Ethan Pulliam (RS-So.) baseball and punting? But seems to just be football for now.

#69: NA
Longest Road Trip (Miles): 564 miles to College Station, TX (547 to Columbia, MO / 544 to Gainesville, FL)
Last Conference Title: 1941
Last Bowl Game Appearance: 2022 ReliaQuest Bowl win over Illinois, 19-10
New Head Coach (Yes/No): No
Missouri Tigers
Where: Columbia, MO
Last Year's Record: 10-3
Longsnapper: Brett Le Blanc (Jr.)
Punter: Connor Weselman (Gr.), transfer from Stanford (was he tired of getting tons of snaps and a free ride at the best school in the country?)

Does Stanford give punters these graphics??
#69: NA
Longest Road Trip (Miles): 765 miles to Auburn, AL
Last Conference Title: 1969 (Big 8)
Last Bowl Game Appearance: 2024 Music City Bowl win over Iowa, 27-24
New Head Coach (Yes/No): No
Oklahoma Sooners
Where: Norman, OK
Last Year's Record: 6-7
Longsnapper: Ben Anderson (RS-Jr.)
Punter: Jacob Ulrich (RS-So.), transfer from Kennesaw State
#69: OL Jake Maikkula (RS-Jr.), transfer from Stanford

What a YouTube screencap for Jake
Longest Road Trip (Miles): 1.399 Miles to Philadelphia, PA (Temple)
Last Conference Title: 2020 (Big XII)
Last Bowl Game Appearance: 2024 Armed Forces Bowl loss to Navy, 20-21
New Head Coach (Yes/No): No
Ole Miss Rebels
Where: Oxford, MS
Last Year's Record: 10-3
Longsnapper: Carter Short (RS-Sr.), transfer from South Alabama
Punter: Oscar Bird (Fr.) Aussie

Oscar Bird playing for the Australian Hungry Jacks that looks like Burger King
#69: OL Joe Coury (RS-Fr.)
Longest Road Trip (Miles): 559 miles to Norman, OK
Last Conference Title: 1963
Last Bowl Game Appearance: 2024 Gator Bowl win over Duke, 52-20
New Head Coach (Yes/No): No
South Carolina Gamecocks
Where: Columbia, SC
Last Year's Record: 9-4
Longsnapper: Cole Rasmussen (Gr.), transferred from Charleston Southern in 2021
Punter: Mason Love (RS-Fr.), who is also listed as the starting kicker for both field goals and kickoffs

Mason Love
#69: NA
Longest Road Trip (Miles): 1,038 Miles to College Station, TX to face their rivals
Last Conference Title: 1969 (ACC)
Last Bowl Game Appearance: 2024 Citrus Bowl loss to Illinois, 17-21
New Head Coach (Yes/No): No
Tennessee Volunteers
Where: Knoxville, TN
Last Year's Record: 10-3
Longsnapper: Bennett Brady (R-Jr.)

Tennessee has a card for their longsnapper? That’s pretty cool.
Punter: Jackson Ross (R-Jr.)
#69: N/A
Longest Road Trip (Miles): 544 miles to Gainesville, FL
Last Conference Title: 1998
Last Bowl Game Appearance: 2023, but made the playoff in 2024
New Head Coach (Yes/No): No
Texas Longhorns
Where: Austin, TX
Last Year's Record: 13-3
Longsnapper: Lance St. Louis (Sr.)
Punter: Jack Bouwmeester (RS-Sr.), transfer from Utah where he was All-Pac-12 and All-Big 12; started his career at Michigan State in 2019

Jack Bouwmeester named to the Ray Guy Watch List
#69: OL Brooks Kieschnick Jr. (RS-So.), only 273 pounds… someone feed this man
Longest Road Trip (Miles): 1,235 Miles to Columbus, OH to play some school in Ohio in a game no one is talking about.
Last Conference Title: 2023 (Big XII)
Last Bowl Game Appearance: 2024 Cotton Bowl (CFP Quarterfinal) loss to Ohio State, 14-28
New Head Coach (Yes/No): No
Texas A&M Aggies
Where: College Station, TX
Last Year's Record: 8-5
Longsnapper: Jacob Graham (Gr.), his bio says he was a fullback for two seasons
Punter: Tyler White (RS-So.)
"And this punt is going to... YOU CAN'T EVEN DREAM IT UP! I MEAN, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? BY TYLER WHITE THE PUNTER! AS IF HE'S GOT A JOYSTICK CONTROLLER IN HIS HANDS AND JUST WENT HARD LEFT! WATCH THIS ON THE PROGRESSIVE PYLON CAM!" - Joe Tessitore 🏈⚰️🎯🎮🎙️
— Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing)
6:33 PM • Oct 5, 2024
#69: NA
Longest Road Trip (Miles): 1,126 Miles to South Bend, IN
Last Conference Title: 1998 (Big XII)
Last Bowl Game Appearance: 2024 Las Vegas Bowl loss to USC, 31-35
New Head Coach (Yes/No): No
Vanderbilt Commodores
Where: Nashville, TN
Last Year's Record: 7-6
Longsnapper: Durham Harris (RS-Sr.), WSU and Texas State transfer, his Instagram and Twitter handle are both @Velocisnapper

The Velocisnapper
Punter: Nick Haberer (Gr.), transferred from WSU with Durham Harris
#69: OL Cooper Starks (RS-So.)
Longest Road Trip (Miles): 859 Miles to Austin, TX
Last Conference Title: 1923 (SoCon)
Last Bowl Game Appearance: Birmingham Bowl win over Georgia Tech, 35-27
New Head Coach (Yes/No): No’
Finally back to normal a few times a week posts. Thank you for reading… I am so tired….

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